fuckyeahbaristabager:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red,brown and green. A badger  is in the center, snarling.

Top Text: “I’ll have a coffee please”

Bottom Text: “Can you please be more specific?”]

Today at work:

Me: What can I get for you?

Customer: A coffee.

Me: We have decaf, our flavor is…

Customer: Black coffee.

Me: We have flavored coffee, our dark roast is…

Customer: Just regular coffee.

Me: *just pours them some house blend because what the hell*

(Source: fuckyeahbadgerbarista)